Twelve Jobs For Bush Post 1/20/09

10) see how "My Pet Goat"ends 9)spread manure at the Texas baseball stadium inorder to keep doing what he does so well to the country 8)become headgreeter at Walmart 7)take Dick Cheney and join the circus as the real clowns that they are 6)become head comedy writer at the Fox News station 5)make banners that read "Mission Accomplished" so that all Republicans can be proud 4)join the marines and see what hell he put our soldiers through 3)become a human ginea pig for stem cell research 2)put the flags on the caskets of our soldiers that return from Iraq 1)go on tour,telling this country what is the real reason why we went into Iraq A) admit Alberto Gonzalez is his illegitimate son B)take a minute and tell us about his total Air Force career

teach a class on how to lie and be good at it.